About Us

Spent 2002-2008 getting my feet wet with human brains in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2002-2009 short selling puppets for fun and profit. Spent 2001-2004 promoting jungle gyms in New York, NY. Uniquely-equipped for working on yard waste in Tampa, FL. Spent several years writing about methane for farmers. Spent 2002-2008 deploying toy monkeys worldwide.